Wednesday, March 2, 2011

that's right.....a parachute

"Mommy, look! Flowers on my bum!" ~ Flora

"You can be best friends without touching each other." ~ Me

"Jesus doesn't like Flora." ~ Scout

"The toothpaste is invisible." ~ Me

"What's that?" "It's a salmon patty."
"What's that?" "It's a salmon patty."
"What's that?" "It's a salmon patty."
"What's that?" "It's a salmon patty."
"What's that?" "It's a salmon patty."
"What's that?" "It's a salmon patty." ~ Flora/Scout and Me

"Who are we?" ~ Flora

"I don't want to look up high!" ~ Scout

"Is that a whale?" "No, it's a duck." ~ Scout and Me

"What says 'uh'?" asks Flora. Scout, from the other room, shouts, "U say 'uh'!"

"That big poo-poo hurt my bum. It's like a parachute." ~ Flora

"Mommy, how do I spell thedoctorsayswecanhaveonemorevitamintoday?" ~ Flora

"Stop running and I'll give you a calculator." ~Me

"Mommy, my heart is broken!" ~Scout (after tearing his play-doh heart)

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