(according to Flora)
Step 1: Dump all of the corn out of your bowl, along with the slice of deli ham (don't forget the ham---it's important!).
Step 2: Turn the empty bowl upside down on your tray.
Step 3: Place the slice of ham on top of the overturned bowl. Be very careful about this---you want it to be perfectly centered and flat on the bottom of the bowl.
Step 4: Meticulously choose ONE kernel of corn and set it on top of the ham on top of the bowl.
Step 5: VERY CAREFULLY pick up the assembled unit and slowly bring it closer and closer to your pursed lips.
Step 6: EAT the CORN!!! You did it! Hooray for you!! Feel free to clap for yourself and look around to see if anyone noticed what you did.
Step 7: Repeat Steps 1-6 with every piece of corn but stop IMMEDIATELY if you see the camera.
Step 8: (Try this with your drink too! It's harder to balance on the bowl, but still lots of fun!)
Step 9: Once the corn is gone and the ham is no longer needed for transporting the kernels to your mouth you may eat the ham.
Step 10: Throw your empty bowl on the floor and say "DOWN!"
2 comments:
You need one of those spy cameras pinned to your shirt for occasions like that!
You seriously do have the cutest kids! Definitely a must read blog for me. I'm glad their proud aunt showed it to me :)
And I think you should submit this to ehow.com.
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