extreme squeaking

"Watch this, Daddy!!"  Flora holds a toy fish closely to her belly and runs as fast as she can into the recliner.  The fish squeaks on impact.  She is so proud!  After a few rounds of this, Chris shows her how she can make it squeak by simply squeezing it or stepping on it.  Hm....just as effective but not nearly as dramatic (also not nearly as likely to give Flora whiplash).