Scout played with the garden hose and got wet (duh). Since he was determined to play outside on a 103 degree day I thought a hose was an appropriate toy. When he was done I took him into the bathroom, stripped his clothes off, and told him to go to his room and find some underwear. (If Scout could read this he would correct me -- "No, they're UNDEROOS!")
Scout: No!
Me: Why?
Scout: Mommy, you need to get my sheep and my squirrel and my pillow pet out of my room first.
Me: Why?
Scout: Because I don't want them to see my penis.
Me: (giggle) Why?
Scout: Because they don't have penises.
He's so modest....and so considerate. I went to his room and covered sheep, squirrel, and pillow pet up with a blanket so they wouldn't see Scout naked.
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